Gays, Chick-Fil-A, Obama, & Going Off On A Tangent

Listen, bitches. I'm SO tired of hearing your rants about Chick-Fil-A. T-I-R-E-D. If you don't like the Christian values of Mr. Cathy, then don't patronize and eat their damned chicken and waffle fries. WE GET IT ALREADY. Or, better yet, boycott the bible or have religion banned since Mr. Cathy's values is based on his biblical beliefs.

I'm providing all of you (my fellow gays & lesbians and supporters) that have a Chick-Fil-A agenda with a complete list of companies in order for you to ADD to your own personal campaigns. And, I'm gonna come over and check your cupboards and receipts to make sure you're not patronizing, shopping, or purchasing entertainment or services from these organizations. After all, what's right is right. Right?.

Here you go: A-1 Self Storage Company, AutoZone Inc, CBRL Group Inc./Cracker Barrel, Chick-Fil-A, Cinemark, Century, CinéArts, Cinedome, Dish Network, Dominos Pizza, ExxonMobile, Gold's Gym, Golfland Entertainment, Insure One, Meijer, Outside Pride, Request Foods (supplier to Campbell Soup), Salvation Army, Urban Outfitters, Target, Walmart, and BestBuy.

Oh, and don't forget about Pottery Barn and West Elm, each part of Williams-Sonoma, Bed Bath & Beyond, Tyson Foods, and News Corp.

Shit! I almost left out Babies R Us, Boy Scouts, Celestial Seasonings, Dole, Humana, John Deere, Keebler, Kellogg, Purina, Radio Shack, Sam's Club and Toys R Us. *WHEW*

Oh, and J.C. Penny, Amazon. . . . . . see folks the list continues.

If you're going to have an agenda, then be consistent in your ideals and beliefs. No exceptions. Start your boycotts NOW!

As for me, I like my gawd damned Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.

And, lest we forgot the MOTHER OF ALL BOYCOTTS that need to be considered: Barack H. Obama. Obama has been in his anti-gay cocoon for decades, and like a ray of light from the heavens above, he has EVOLVED. He has finally transformed into a beautiful gay-marriage butterfly. In fact, I won’t even pass judgment on his evolution. We are all entitled to change our minds, our ideals, have a change of heart, or be up for re-election and parade around on his gay-marriage flip-flop. I'm not buying it for one second.

What I would like to do, however, is point out the fact that Barack Obama has NOT BEEN some gay crusader for the better part of his political career, in fact, up until his EVOLUTION, he's never been in favor of gay & lesbian equality, just ask Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, Rep or Dem, the economy stinks. And instead of dealing with the $16 trillion dollars of debt we’ve found ourselves in, we find it necessary to focus on chicken and waffle fries at Chick-Fil-A. Sadly enough, the federal budget, unemployment and entitlement reform keeps getting pushed aside when we as a community focus on this ONE MINISCULE company in the whole scheme of what's happening in our economy.

And, yes, EQUALITY is important, basic human rights are important, but folks, Chick-Fil-A is owned by a Christian family with Christian values - they do not make the decisions for your local, state, and federal laws.

Remind me, are we still boycotting Target or what? IDIOTS.

Obama Should Be Okay With Eating At Chick-Fil-A

Why Obama should be okay with eating at Chick-fil-A: Devout Christian Owner “Didn’t Build That” Enterprise Although President Obama’s current claim to support gay marriage puts him at odds with Chick-fil-A President Dan T. Cathy, a devout Christian who supports the traditional definition of marriage, the Democrat shouldn’t have any problem enjoying a chicken dinner at one of Mr. Cathy’s franchises. After all, the socially conservative entrepreneur didn’t build that enterprise. Somebody else made that happen.